Kalashnikov rifles returning to America!

[AvtomatKalashnikova]

If haven't heard about, Russian Saiga AK rifles unfortunately were ban from America in sanction. Now, American company with rights to rifles is defeat sanction by build in America factory!

http://money.cnn.com/2015/01/20/news/ka ... de-in-usa/

Is truly most wonderful of news!

Now Avtomat must save many American dollar for buy many rifle and semi automatic shotgun.

[Collector1337]

Cunt Obama bans import of AKs.

We just make them here then instead.

Idiocy of anti-gun policy on display.

[AvtomatKalashnikova]

Three things all man should have for completion of happy life:

• Nice home for call his own
• Love of beautiful woman (maybe is Russian, maybe is not, maybe is not even woman! Is all the same)
• Kalashnikov rifle

This is formula for total happiness of man. Is work great for Avtomat!

[piscator]

Cunt Obama bans import of AKs.

We just make them here then instead.

Idiocy of anti-gun policy on display.

That's not idiocy, that's lip service to the gun controllers while effectively doing exactly what The Obama wants in regard to gun control, which is to make $$ for all concerned. Obama has always been OK with guns.

[piscator]

Three things all man should have for completion of happy life:

• Nice home for call his own
• Love of beautiful woman (maybe is Russian, maybe is not, maybe is not even woman! Is all the same)
• Kalashnikov rifle

This is formula for total happiness of man. Is work great for Avtomat!

And a pickup truck. Every man need a pickup truck.
And a good dog.


Kids are fun too, but optional.

[AvtomatKalashnikova]

Three things all man should have for completion of happy life:

• Nice home for call his own
• Love of beautiful woman (maybe is Russian, maybe is not, maybe is not even woman! Is all the same)
• Kalashnikov rifle

This is formula for total happiness of man. Is work great for Avtomat!

And a pickup truck. Every man need a pickup truck.
And a good dog.


Kids are fun too, but optional.

Pickup truck is make problems too, comrade. Once I own pickup truck for little while. Was nice little truck, drive with four wheels. But soon as title is in hand all friends is call at same time say "Avtomat, yoy are friend, da? Perhaps you are bringing truck for help me move?"

Nyet, these days Avtomat prefer drive with all four wheels but not truck bed.

[piscator]

Three things all man should have for completion of happy life:

• Nice home for call his own
• Love of beautiful woman (maybe is Russian, maybe is not, maybe is not even woman! Is all the same)
• Kalashnikov rifle

This is formula for total happiness of man. Is work great for Avtomat!

And a pickup truck. Every man need a pickup truck.
And a good dog.


Kids are fun too, but optional.

Pickup truck is make problems too, comrade. Once I own pickup truck for little while. Was nice little truck, drive with four wheels. But soon as title is in hand all friends is call at same time say "Avtomat, yoy are friend, da? Perhaps you are bringing truck for help me move?"

Nyet, these days Avtomat prefer drive with all four wheels but not truck bed.

I met my girl at the car wash. She was in the bay ahead of me, blowing a bunch of leafy debris out of her truck bed with the sprayer. She caught me checking out her tailgate, and it was on.

[klr]

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I met my girl at the car wash. She was in the bay ahead of me, blowing a bunch of leafy debris out of her truck bed with the sprayer. She caught me checking out her tailgate, and it was on.

It's not just the last sentence that's a euphemism.

[JimC]

Very handy for drive-by shootings and mass murders at schools, your kalashnikov...

[AvtomatKalashnikova]

Very handy for drive-by shootings and mass murders at schools, your kalashnikov...

Is better use for defending nice home and beautiful woman from Chechen.

[Seth]

Three things all man should have for completion of happy life:

• Nice home for call his own
• Love of beautiful woman (maybe is Russian, maybe is not, maybe is not even woman! Is all the same)
• Kalashnikov rifle

This is formula for total happiness of man. Is work great for Avtomat!

And a pickup truck. Every man need a pickup truck.
And a good dog.


Kids are fun too, but optional.

Give me pickup truck, guns and dog and keep stinky kids and woman. Both are more trouble than they are worth.

[Seth]

Three things all man should have for completion of happy life:

• Nice home for call his own
• Love of beautiful woman (maybe is Russian, maybe is not, maybe is not even woman! Is all the same)
• Kalashnikov rifle

This is formula for total happiness of man. Is work great for Avtomat!

And a pickup truck. Every man need a pickup truck.
And a good dog.


Kids are fun too, but optional.

Pickup truck is make problems too, comrade. Once I own pickup truck for little while. Was nice little truck, drive with four wheels. But soon as title is in hand all friends is call at same time say "Avtomat, yoy are friend, da? Perhaps you are bringing truck for help me move?"

Nyet, these days Avtomat prefer drive with all four wheels but not truck bed.

Avtomat need to learn technique for resolving such issues: Is saying "No."

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Three things all man should have for completion of happy life:

• Nice home for call his own
• Love of beautiful woman (maybe is Russian, maybe is not, maybe is not even woman! Is all the same)
• Kalashnikov rifle

This is formula for total happiness of man. Is work great for Avtomat!

And a pickup truck. Every man need a pickup truck.
And a good dog.


Kids are fun too, but optional.

Give me pickup truck, guns and dog and keep stinky kids and woman. Both are more trouble than they are worth.

If you've got enough guns, you can always get a woman... one way or another!

[mistermack]

Very handy for drive-by shootings and mass murders at schools, your kalashnikov...

Is better use for defending nice home and beautiful woman from Chechen.

You're better off with a beautiful home and a nice woman.