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Re: College IQ

Post by rainbow » Fri Mar 04, 2016 8:40 am

piscator wrote:They got Civil Engineer right.
Electrical, chemical, mechanical engineering attracts the smarter end of the set of engineering students. Civil engineering is dull, but it's the most lucrative of the major branches of engineering in America.
Of course this is Drivel.

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Re: College IQ

Post by klr » Thu Mar 10, 2016 12:19 am

JimC wrote:
Svartalf wrote:
JimC wrote:Subtract 10 points for an English major...
I strongly disagree there
Minus 20 points for being French...
I feel a burst of Henry V coming on ... :drama:
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Re: College IQ

Post by JimC » Thu Mar 10, 2016 12:24 am

Agincourt...

Crecy...
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Re: College IQ

Post by klr » Thu Mar 10, 2016 12:38 am

"... Can this cockpit hold
The vasty fields of France?"

:drama:

... from the prologue, explaining to the audience that they need to open their minds and imagine that the stage really is France. :smug:
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Re: College IQ

Post by JimC » Thu Mar 10, 2016 12:40 am

All they needed was a whiff of garlic...
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Re: College IQ

Post by Svartalf » Thu Mar 10, 2016 12:51 am

JimC wrote:Agincourt...

Crecy...
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Re: College IQ

Post by JimC » Thu Mar 10, 2016 1:24 am

Watch out for the long bows, Svarty... :Jack:
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Re: College IQ

Post by Svartalf » Thu Mar 10, 2016 1:39 am

I'll come in a Leclerc tank
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Re: College IQ

Post by Forty Two » Mon May 23, 2016 3:03 pm

Svartalf wrote:I'll come in a Leclerc tank
Ugh. You better wash it out afterwards.... gross...
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Re: College IQ

Post by cronus » Mon May 23, 2016 4:15 pm

Materials engineering, electrical and computer control systems about thirty years ago. Most I've forgotten. Can still wire a plug though.
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Re: College IQ

Post by laklak » Mon May 23, 2016 4:20 pm

Dual degree, civil engineering and computer science. I be one smart motherfucker, y'all. Never took the state exams to be a registered civil, which was probably a mistake because I'd have gotten Dad's company and be fucking rolling in it now, but OTOH I wouldn't have traveled the world like I did. And I'd never have met that girl in Cairo....
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Re: College IQ

Post by JimC » Mon May 23, 2016 9:17 pm

Honours degree in Science, majoring in Zoology, then a Diploma of Education.

Zoology is useful if you want to be a teacher...
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Re: College IQ

Post by laklak » Mon May 23, 2016 10:14 pm

Then there's Zooosophy. I'm not sure what that's useful for, actually.
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Re: College IQ

Post by JimC » Mon May 23, 2016 11:02 pm

Zoophilia is the polite version of bestiality... :tea:
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Re: College IQ

Post by piscator » Mon May 23, 2016 11:37 pm

i dropped out of middle school because they had recess
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