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Post by macdoc » Sun Apr 04, 2010 2:46 pm

aside from the assinine last crack which deserves....
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You have some great ego to think you can place yourself in an Assyrians clogs or a Japanese noble's view point.....

Sounds much like some bishop waggling his bejewelled fingers and declaiming.....this is the handed down WORD!!...and as much value.

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Post by Thumpalumpacus » Wed Apr 07, 2010 4:18 am

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the Spanish Armada. It guaranteed British dominance of Eastern North America [the important part, in those pre-rail years], and presaged both the rise of the Royal Navy, with all that that implies, as well as the decline of Spain.
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Post by Trolldor » Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:40 am

It's rather absurd to say there are five 'most important' when there are thousands of events which if changed even slightly would have dramatically altered the future of the Earth.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Apr 07, 2010 1:30 pm

born-again-atheist wrote:It's rather absurd to say there are five 'most important' when there are thousands of events which if changed even slightly would have dramatically altered the future of the Earth.
That's why we discuss our opinions on what are the "most important."

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Post by Trolldor » Wed Apr 07, 2010 2:33 pm

Nope. You can't make that decision, for every one you decide is 'important' there are countless other decisions and choices which allowed it to come about, eliminate one of them and it never happens.
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Post by Ian » Wed Apr 07, 2010 4:46 pm

1938 - War of the Worlds is broadcast.

1952 - Richard Nixon makes his "Checkers" speech.

1969 - War erupts between Honduras and El Salvador after a soccer match.

1977 - Star Wars is released.

2001 - George W. Bush passes out while choking on a pretzel.

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Post by klr » Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:06 pm

28th June 1914. Gavrilo Princip steps out of a café in Sarajevo after finishing a tasty sandwich, only to see the car of Archduke Ferdinand, trying to back out of a wrong turning ... :levi:
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Post by RuleBritannia » Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:18 pm

klr wrote:28th June 1914. Gavrilo Princip steps out of a café in Sarajevo after finishing a tasty sandwich, only to see the car of Archduke Ferdinand, trying to back out of a wrong turning ... :levi:
I already beat you to Franz Ferdinand.
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Post by klr » Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:20 pm

RuleBritannia wrote:
klr wrote:28th June 1914. Gavrilo Princip steps out of a café in Sarajevo after finishing a tasty sandwich, only to see the car of Archduke Ferdinand, trying to back out of a wrong turning ... :levi:
I already beat you to Franz Ferdinand.
But not to The Sandwich Of Doom ... :biggrin:
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:27 pm

born-again-atheist wrote:Nope. You can't make that decision, for every one you decide is 'important' there are countless other decisions and choices which allowed it to come about, eliminate one of them and it never happens.
I'm not making any "decision." It's a discussion of hypothetical situations, and of course there are countless other decisions and choices.

It's like alternative history novels. They change a major or minor event or factor, and then speculate what might have happened had things gone differently into an alternative timeline. Like in "Fatherland" - what if Germany won WW2? Or, any Harry Turtledove novel like "Guns of the South" or "Ruled Brittania" where things go differently

Of course all this is speculative, but it's meant to be a fun speculation of hypothetical "what ifs" - if it's not your cup of tea, then to each his own.

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Post by Berthold » Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:40 pm

The intrigue at the Ming court that undid this guy's achievements.

Expulsion of the Jews and Moors from Spain (the country would otherwise have been very different: perhaps more prosperous and less aggressive).

Steam engine, Industrial Revolution.

European unification after WWII.

Demise of the Soviet system without war (and nearly no bloodshed).

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Post by Tero » Wed Mar 23, 2016 2:26 pm

The first wave of Middle Eastern/Southern folks invade Europe and chase out or absorb hunter gatherers. 11 centuries ago.

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Post by Animavore » Wed Mar 23, 2016 2:36 pm

Donald Trump becomes President.
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Post by tattuchu » Wed Mar 23, 2016 2:38 pm

Animavore wrote:Donald Trump becomes President.
And shortly thereafter...WWIII.
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Post by Feck » Wed Mar 23, 2016 5:11 pm

The first hominid that bashed a piece of flint against another rock ......
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