What's your "favorite" war(s)?

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Post by charlou » Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:25 am

fuwf wrote:My favorite war is still the war against dandruff. We may never completely win it but i feel it's under control. And so far nobody has been killed.
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Re: What's your "favorite" war(s)?

Post by Hermit » Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:28 am

FedUpWithFaith wrote:
Seraph wrote:Did you notice the double quote marks?
Yes, in both places (including BAA's "Farmer's "win" ") rendering the intent of the second set ambiguous. What's the big deal?
Who mentioned anything about "big deal"?

Anyway, I agree with you about Vietnam. After many years of military superiority, the deployment of half a million strong force, the dropping of more bombs than were used during the entire stretch of WWII from all sides, the setting up of puppet governments, the "winning of hearts and minds" the secret bombings of neighbouring Cambodia, and so on, US forces withdrew, leaving power in the hands of those they were fighting. If that can rightly be called a "victory" at any time of that period, it employs a definition of the word I have never previously encountered. By 1969 the troops on the ground knew they were not winning anything, and the evacuation by helicopter of the last US presence in South Vietnam from the Saigon embassy rooftop six years later emphatically confirmed their presentiment.

My favourite war is the Bay of the Pigs debacle.
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Post by Chinaski » Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:35 am

Swiss Civil war.
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The coward slave, we pass him by
We dare be puir for a' that.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:37 am

I think I'll change my vote and go with the War of the Soccer Match. (Not to be confused with the Soccer War, BTW.)
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Post by Ian » Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:31 pm

Lyndon Johnson's War on Poverty. Beaten by spending in the Vietnam War.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:38 pm

Ian wrote:Lyndon Johnson's War on Poverty. Beaten by spending in the Vietnam War.
Tom Clancey's War on Drugs. :twisted:
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Post by Hermit » Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:17 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:I think I'll change my vote
Same here. I looked up details concerning the Swiss civil war, and must say that battling the Sonderbund with a 100,000 strong army for three weeks and keeping the death toll to only 100 in that period is most admirable, but on reflection my favourite war is the Evelyn Waugh. Worst case scenario would be injuries due to paper cuts.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:22 pm

Seraph wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:I think I'll change my vote
Same here. I looked up details concerning the Swiss civil war, and must say that battling the Sonderbund with a 100,000 strong army for three weeks and keeping the death toll to only 100 in that period is most admirable, but on reflection my favourite war is the Evelyn Waugh. Worst case scenario would be injuries due to paper cuts.
I would not have liked to face a phalanx of Swiss Pikemen.
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Post by Don't Panic » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:27 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Ian wrote:Lyndon Johnson's War on Poverty. Beaten by spending in the Vietnam War.
Tom Clancey's War on Drugs. :twisted:
Heh heh.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:29 pm

Marvin wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Ian wrote:Lyndon Johnson's War on Poverty. Beaten by spending in the Vietnam War.
Tom Clancey's War on Drugs. :twisted:
Heh heh.
I get the feeling he talked to someone who was not as circumspect as he should have been.
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Post by Don't Panic » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:53 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Marvin wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Ian wrote:Lyndon Johnson's War on Poverty. Beaten by spending in the Vietnam War.
Tom Clancy's War on Drugs. :twisted:
Heh heh.
I get the feeling he talked to someone who was not as circumspect as he should have been.
Yeah, some of the stuff in there seems very... life like.
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And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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Post by Trolldor » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:55 pm

:what:
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Re: What's your "favorite" war(s)?

Post by Chinaski » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:58 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Seraph wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:I think I'll change my vote
Same here. I looked up details concerning the Swiss civil war, and must say that battling the Sonderbund with a 100,000 strong army for three weeks and keeping the death toll to only 100 in that period is most admirable, but on reflection my favourite war is the Evelyn Waugh. Worst case scenario would be injuries due to paper cuts.
I would not have liked to face a phalanx of Swiss Pikemen.
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There's a reason we were the most feared and respected fighting force in the world for a couple of centuries. Then we were defeated by new technology and cheaper German imitators. At least the Pope still recognizes Swiss quality.
Is there for honest poverty
That hangs his heid and a' that
The coward slave, we pass him by
We dare be puir for a' that.

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Re: What's your "favorite" war(s)?

Post by Red Katie » Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:45 am

Favorite... war?

What the hell's the matter with you?
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Post by Trolldor » Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:00 am

Red Katie wrote:Favorite... war?

What the hell's the matter with you?

If you've ever studied history, then you should have come across something which makes you go "wow'.
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