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by ED209
Sun Dec 19, 2010 10:11 am
Forum: News, Current Events & Politics
Topic: Busdriver Loses Job for Killing Snowman
Replies: 29
Views: 3008

Re: Busdriver Loses Job for Killing Snowman

I heard that during the miner's strike, a police van was deliberately driven into a snowman which the picketing miners had built.

The miners had built the snowman around a concrete bollard... :funny:
by ED209
Sun Nov 14, 2010 3:26 pm
Forum: The Wilder Web
Topic: LOL @ RatSkep
Replies: 100
Views: 12778

Re: LOL @ RatSkep

Hello, you all probably don't know me :biggrin: I registered here after the RDF meltdown but drifted over to RatSkep primarily because the blue theme and selection of subforums made it a close substitute for RDF. I lurk a lot but don't have a massive post count over there, I've never received so muc...
by ED209
Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:16 pm
Forum: News, Current Events & Politics
Topic: 18 Month old baby falls from six floors up - Survives
Replies: 1
Views: 483

Re: 18 Month old baby falls from six floors up - Survives

No, it's a miracle!

Baby Jesus must have saved that child :awesome:

But was strangely powerless to stop the devil chucking the child out of the window just seconds before. Boo, devil ;ob;
by ED209
Sun Sep 05, 2010 9:55 am
Forum: News, Current Events & Politics
Topic: Should the State fund the arts?
Replies: 24
Views: 2139

Re: Should the State fund the arts?

We can have the arts without having to subsidise it, you realise. In fact, it's a lot of the actual artists who don't get subsidised. My cousin is a jeweller and her company has never been helped out by the government, very few are. This. SWMBO plays in our provincial backwater town's 'symphony orc...
by ED209
Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:34 pm
Forum: News, Current Events & Politics
Topic: Calls to ban brothels in Australia's 'Bible belt'‎
Replies: 9
Views: 958

Re: Calls to ban brothels in Australia's 'Bible belt'‎

Much better to ban bibles from Australia's brothel belt.
by ED209
Sun Jun 27, 2010 3:17 pm
Forum: News, Current Events & Politics
Topic: Your public services (U.K.)
Replies: 21
Views: 3132

Re: Your public services (U.K.)

Petty crimes are what people are more concerned about however, since they are common and affect the average person. The heinousness of infrequent crime is of less concern than the frequency of petty crime. The likelihood of being murdered is not correlated to the economic climate, whereas the likeli...
by ED209
Sun Jun 27, 2010 3:10 pm
Forum: News, Current Events & Politics
Topic: America’s First All-Christian Prison
Replies: 11
Views: 2026

Re: America’s First All-Christian Prison

Just like a normal US prison, but with no rape....



As if ;)
by ED209
Sun Jun 27, 2010 3:08 pm
Forum: News, Current Events & Politics
Topic: So, we're buggered.
Replies: 33
Views: 3080

Re: So, we're buggered.

Following the appointment of its first female PM, I predict Australia's economy will crash...

...into the back of another economy at a 'give way' sign.
by ED209
Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:13 pm
Forum: News, Current Events & Politics
Topic: What would you cut?
Replies: 79
Views: 5577

Re: What would you cut?

All grants, charitable statuses, and subsidies to religious organisations and establishments (including schools - we pay for them anyway, so run them for the whole community and stop religious fuckwits wasting classroom time on prayers), legalise and tax cannabis and MDMA for starters, Trident.
by ED209
Sun May 23, 2010 10:12 pm
Forum: News, Current Events & Politics
Topic: Julio Aparicio GORED IN THROAT During Bullfight
Replies: 40
Views: 7772

Re: Julio Aparicio GORED IN THROAT During Bullfight

Ouch! Yes fair play to the bull. You'd have to be a pretty shit bullfighter to have this happen to you, I imagine. Maybe he was texting at the time, or something.
by ED209
Sat May 15, 2010 2:27 pm
Forum: News, Current Events & Politics
Topic: Women making less than men for the same work...
Replies: 26
Views: 2517

Re: Women making less than men for the same work...

Well, "a woman's work is never done" - so surely it's only right that they get paid less?

:mrgreen:
by ED209
Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:33 pm
Forum: News, Current Events & Politics
Topic: British folk across the pond, question for you:
Replies: 61
Views: 5041

Re: British folk across the pond, question for you:

Since the special relationship consisted largely of us bending over and grabbing our ankles, I'm rather pleased if the cooling of relations means this will no longer happen as much. Maybe we'll get to rip up the entirely one-sided extradition treaty too. I'm interested - as I noted above, I had no ...
by ED209
Sun Apr 18, 2010 10:09 pm
Forum: News, Current Events & Politics
Topic: British folk across the pond, question for you:
Replies: 61
Views: 5041

Re: British folk across the pond, question for you:

Since the special relationship consisted largely of us bending over and grabbing our ankles, I'm rather pleased if the cooling of relations means this will no longer happen as much. Maybe we'll get to rip up the entirely one-sided extradition treaty too.
by ED209
Sun Apr 18, 2010 9:59 pm
Forum: News, Current Events & Politics
Topic: The 'ash crisis' - I noticed something weird
Replies: 19
Views: 2860

Re: The 'ash crisis' - I noticed something weird

I noticed this too. Went out with a pair of binoculars last night and knowing there were no planes in the sky managed to identify what could only have been numerous satellites in low Earth orbit :biggrin:

Makes me fair want to get into astronomy, it does.
by ED209
Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:47 pm
Forum: News, Current Events & Politics
Topic: Get ready folks in the U.S - $4.00 a gallon gas by summer!
Replies: 70
Views: 5930

Re: Get ready folks in the U.S - $4.00 a gallon gas by summe

Well my CV joint disintegrated yesterday. I guess I don't have to worry about petrol anymore. Buying a bike when my next student loan payment comes in. It'll come in handy next year anyways, as I'm only a short ride from my university :tup: Sounds like an excerpt from my biography. Chicks dig bikes...